Portfolio Categories: 2019 Chimpie Awards (set 1)

Most Likely to Moonlight as a Caregiver Winners: Phyllis & Whitney Phyllis is so loving and kind. She’s a champion at shifting indoors/outdoors, and she’ll help care staff move her whole group when it’s time for their bedrooms to be cleaned. She also serves as her group’s comforter, and she helps keep Most Eternally Distracted...

Most Likely to Lose Track of Their Girlfriends/Boyfriends Winners: Donovan & Jane Staff says: Donovan is so handsome. He’s charming and he sweet to everyone, especially the girls. What more can we say – what’s not to like? We nicknamed Jane “Gym Teacher Jane” because she’s super athletic. The boys are crazy about her, and...

Engineers of the Year Winners: Emma & Tinkerbell Staff say: Everyone knows Emma is super smart. Once she used a stick to pull the fire alarm – that was an interesting one for staff! Often she’ll “steal” things to trade them for things she wants. For example, she’ll remove a heating vent and refuse to...

Chimp You'd Most Like to Have as a Mom Winners: Flora & Bumble Staff says: Flora is a great mom. She’s very in-tune with her daughter, Valentina Rose, and never likes to be too far away from her. She’s attentive, smart, and a great teacher during enrichment, but she’s also quick to discipline when Rosie...

Boss Babes We Love Winners: Ivy & Sassy Staff say: Ivy is a total sneak. She pretends to be sweet but then busts out her inner mean girl on a turn. She loves starting drama between group members, and she’s not afraid to put the boys in their place either. Sassy once started fights with...

Most Likely to Talk Loudly Through a Movie Winners: Leslie & Gracie Staff says: Leslie would do just about anything for attention. She is SO LOUD, and if you’re not giving her what she wants, she’s going to yell and stomp until you comply! Gracie is incredibly vocal, all day every day. She get so...

Most Eternally Distracted Winners: Queenie Latifah & Tessa Staff says: Queenie L: There’s no way around it – Queenie is agonizingly slow. When you offer her a treat, she will mosey over a few steps at a time, pausing to take in the day with no concern with your schedule. Tessa: Tessa is so high...

Most Likely to Have Your Stuff Winners: Jacob & Ted Staff says: Jacob: Jacob is known for two things at the sanctuary: Flirting with the girls across the hall, and making magnificent nests. His nesting hobby means he’s quite the hay hoarder. He takes hay from all the other bedrooms in his group and makes...

Most Likely To Have a Reality Show Winners: Peanut & Sassy Staff says: Peanut: We’re surprised she’s not screaming right now! Surely someone has offended her with some great injustice. She has the highest pitched scream you’ve ever heard, and she’s the biggest busybody in her group. She pokes Hugo (the alpha of her group)...